Illustrious Maverick

my-inner-mystery:

sobeitjay:

When you tryna flirt with somebody but they not catching on 

When you tryna curve someone and they not catching on

(via civilwhore)

earthdad:

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

(via requiem-of-a-wraith)

iguanamouth:

*accidentally opens a program that takes a while to load*

*closes my eyes leans back and embraces death*

(via pokememoan)